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March Madness Bracket Names: The best, funniest names for 2022 NCAA Tournament brackets

Winning your 2022 NCAA Tournament pool is not going to be easy. In fact, you're almost certainly not going to. You probably won't even be close. There's actually a decent chance you completely embarrass yourself by losing five Sweet 16 teams, three Elite 8 teams, and a Final Four team before the first weekend. But that's OK because you can still be the real winner of the tourney by having a funny or creative March Madness bracket name. You don't have to have the best -- just one good enough to distract from your horrible picks.

Sporting News has you covered from all angles, whether it's with your actual picks (seriously, just give up already) or, more important, your bracket name. Below, we offer up way too many suggestions for most of the expected top-eight seeds. It's a pretty familiar formula: Take the team you're picking to win it all or make a deep run, then think of a lame pun based off the team's nickname, the coach's name, or a key player's name.

Example: If you're picking Gonzaga to win it all despite vowing to never pick it again after last year, you could say this is "The Last Strawther" for the 'Zags. Maybe you "Tchatchoua Choo Choose Baylor," want to "Dance With The Devils," or pick Kansas as your "Dajuan And Only" -- either way, we have options. We're also here for you if you think Arizona is gonna "Ballo So Hard," Kentucky will be "Kellen 'Em Softly," or Purdue will "Go Hard In The Painter."

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OK, some of those weren't great. In fact, most were as bad as your picks are going to be. But we have a few "Pearls Of Wisdom" (Auburn), so don't "Curbelo Your Enthusiasm" (Illinois) quite yet. Let's start with a "Clean Slater" (Villanova) because we're "Allen This Together" (Texas). In fact, let's be optimistic about your chances of being "King Of The Hill" (Murray State) in your actual pool.

You could easily look like a "Mensah Member" (San Diego State) or "Minayacle Genius" (Providence), win the "Family Jules" (UCLA), and take your significant other out for a "Dinner Fotu" (Saint Mary's) and "Tassome Blossom" (Saint Mary's) at Chili's. All you have to do is "Zeigler When Others Zag" (Tennessee) and you'll win enough to invite over "All Your Roddy Friends" (Colorado State) and "Tap The Keegan" (Iowa) in celebration.

At the very least, we hope our terrible suggestions have inspired you to "Mobley Go Where No Man Has Gone Before" (USC) and think of something better. After all, the best bracket names are usually inside jokes or crude references that are "Sanogo Zones" (UConn) for a family publication -- you know, like puns of LSU's Alex Fudge's name -- so we can only help you so much.

If you're having trouble thinking of something, don't worry -- you gotta "Crowl Before You Ball" (Wisconsin). Take it slow, get "In The Izzone" (Michigan State), and it will be a "Kigab Well Done" (Boise State) in no time. If you still strike out, choose the "Lester Of Two Evils" (Memphis) and use one that we've "Served Up On A Santos-Silva Platter" (Texas Tech).

We know, we know -- you're sick of the "Tidal Wave" (Alabama) of puns. So are we, and let's face it, we're just "Fishing For Lykes" (Arkansas) at this point. We clearly have you covered "From A To Zed" (Ohio State), so it's time to "Fade To Black" (UNC). After all, "What More Do You J'Want?" (Houston).

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Funniest, Best March Madness bracket names in 2022

Gonzaga Bulldogs

• Zags To Riches
• Going, Going, Gonzaga
• A Few Good Men
• Timme More/Timme What You Got
• You Chetcha
• The Bigger They Are, The Nembharder They Fall
• Three The Nembhard Way/School Of Nembhard Knocks/etc.
• Mega Watson/Turn Down For Watson
• Lightning Bolton
• Last Strawther

Baylor Bears

• Baylor Made
• Grin And Bear It
• Just Drew It
• Cryer Me A River/Winning Brackets Don't Cryer/etc.
• Salute The Flagler
• Say It Ain't Sochan
• Next Of Akinjo
• Flo Ridas
• I Tchatchoua Choo Choose Baylor

Kansas Jayhawks

• Yes We Kansas!
• Chalk Rocks (if you always picks the higher seed)
• Self Esteem/Self Worth/Self Improvement
• ArrivedOchai! (for our Italian speakers)
• Brains And Braun
• Dajuan And Only
• Garretteed Satisfaction

Arizona Wildcats

• In The 'Zona
• Do The Mathurin
• Roast Beef Azuolas
• For Whom Tubelis Tolls
• Four Koloko/The Koloko Chicken/etc.
• Kerrtousy Call
• Ballo So Hard
• Go Ahead, Make My Dalen
• Whoa There, Big Pelle

Duke Blue Devils

• Dance With The Devils/Deal With The Devils
• Put Your Dukes Up
• Coach K-O'd
• Even Keels
• Project A-Paolo/A-Paolo 13
• Roach Bomb

Purdue Boilermakers

• This Is How We Purdue It
• Spoilermakers (For the upset-minded picked)
• Go Hard In The Painter
• Furst Things Furst
• Poison Ivey/Ivey League/etc.
• All You Can Eady
• Big Game Hunter
• Sports Gillistrated

Auburn Tigers

• Pearls Of Wisdom/Diamonds And Pearls/etc.
• Get The Jab-ari
• Water Under The Cambridge
• Talk The Talk, Walk The Walker
• A Little Zep In Your Step/Zep Squad/etc.

Kentucky Wildcats

• Toppin Bottles
• Kellan 'Em Softly
• Grady Bunch
• Breath Mintz
• And The Oscar Goes To...
• Sahvir Punishment
• Squeaky Wheeler/Third Wheeler/etc.

Wisconsin Badgers

• Get Your Gard Up/On Gard/Standing Gard
• Johnny B Good
• Crowl Before You Ball
• Build The Wahl/Run Through A Wahl
• Hepburn, Baby, Burn

Villanova Wildcats

• Supernova
• Wright Stuff
• Collin The Shots
• Clean Slater
• Dixon Around

Tennessee Volunteers

• Barnes Burner
• Vescovi-d 19 Vaccine/Pandemic
• Zeigler When Others Zag
• Incredible Fulk-erson

Texas Tech Red Raiders

• Run & Guns Up
• Long Arms Of The Law/Farewell To Arms/Up In Arms/etc.
• Obanor Day/Raise The Obanor/Obanor In The Rafters
• Served Up On A Santos-Silva Platter
• Ring Around The McCullar

Illinois Fighting Illini

• Champaign Wishes
• Over/Underwood
• Cup Of Kofi/Kofi Grinder/Kofi Maker/Instant Kofi/etc.
• Cockburn, Baby, Burn
• Ain't It Grandison/Grandison Slam
• Curbelo Your Enthusiasm
• Frazier's Edge
• Eyes Like A Hawkinson
• Case Of Da'Montes

Arkansas Razorbacks

• Hog Heaven
• Solid Musselman
• Sweetest Notae
• Umude Blues
• A Big Umude/A Whole Umude
• Fishing For Lykes

Providence Friars

• Cooley High/Play It Cooley/etc.
• Mega Watson/Turn Down For Watson
• Bye Bye Bynum
• Just Say Noah
• Rare Breed/Different Breed
• Minayacle Genius

UCLA Bruins

• Something's Bruin
• Family Jules
• King Of The Juzang
• Tyger King

Houston Cougars

• Houston, We Have A Winner
• Cougar Town
• Kickin' Sasser
• Ritz Carlton
• Take Shead/Shead My Warning
• What More Do J'Want?

Iowa Hawkeyes

• Fran Stan
• Tap The Keegan
• Gold, Frankincense, & Murray
• Pound Sandfort/Line In The Sandford

Texas Longhorns

• Fear The Beard
• Allen This Together
• Just A Bit Askew

UConn Huskies

• Pros & UConns
• Hurley Bird Gets The Worm/Hurley To Bed, Hurley To Rise/etc.
• Cole Powered
• Sanogo Zone
• Polley Wanna Win
• Killer Whaley

Alabama Crimson Tide

• Tidal Wave
• Ballin' Oates
• Gurleys Just Wanna Have Fun
• Quinerly Bird Gets The Worm

Saint Mary's Gaels

• Dinner Fotu
• Tassome Blossom

LSU Tigers

• On Pinson Needles
• Glory Days/Days Of Thunder/etc.
• Massive Gains/Capital Gains/etc.
• Eason Down The Road

Boise State Broncos

• Point Shaver
• Much Abu About Nothing
• Kigab Well Done
• O Come, O Come Emmanuel
• Degenhart Of A Champion
• Devonaire With Flair

Ohio State Buckeyes

• Win The Big Buckeyes
• THE Winning Bracket
• Blow The Liddell Off It/Flip Your Liddell
• Young And Restless/Only The Good Die Young/etc.
• Top Of The Key/Key To Victory
• A To Zed
• Squeaky Wheeler/Third Wheeler/etc.
• Meechie Keen

Michigan State Spartans

• In The Izzone
• Bet The Hauser/The Hauser Always Wins/etc.
• Hall Of Fame Bracket
• Marble Madness
• Ball Hoggard

USC Trojans

• Enfield of 64
• Mobley Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Boogie Down Productions
• All I Do Is Goodwin

Colorado State Rams

• Ram Tough
• All My Roddy Friends
• Kendle In The Wind
• Honey Dischon
• Dischon Of The Dead

North Carolina Tar Heels

• For Love Of The Game/Love & Basketball
• Manek Monday/Manek Depressive
• Fade To Black
• Leeky Blinders
• Leeky Friday

Memphis Tigers

• Penny Saved Is A Penny Earned/Penny For Your Thoughts/etc.
• Lester Of Two Evils
• One If By Landers, Two If By Sea

Murray State Racers

• Who's The McMahon?
• And Justice For All
• King Of The Hill
• Stairway To Tevin/Tevin Sent
• Feel The Burns

San Diego State Aztecs

• Kiss My Aztecs/Kicking Your Aztecs
• Arop-A-Dope
• Mensah Member
• Complete Seiko/Seiko Mode

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